[Pluto-ildp] Is 1500 pages a lot?

[W L J B]

It is when your laughing!

You have been selected to receive a free copy of
The World's Largest Joke Book on CD-ROM, when you
purchase 2 at the regular price of just $9.95.

Order today before 3:30 P.T. and we ship the same day.

Total cost for one shipped to you is Just $12.90

These incredible CDs are packed with over 1,500
pages of the funniest jokes, one-liners, cartoons
and much, much more. This amazing collection comes
to you all ready to go. You don't have to download
or install anything onto your computer. You just put
it in your cd-rom drive and it comes up automatically
in a very easy to navigate PDF format. The PDF format
allows you to simply click on a link or two and begin
viewing any one of the 27 categories and their content.

Never has it been this easy to have this much humor in
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Any one who likes to laugh will just love to
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To have yours mailed out immediately, right now call
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3:30 p.m. Pacific Time, your CDs will be mailed the
same day. Or if you would like to preview this funny
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